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{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
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{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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Vivian Suter is an Argentine-Swiss painter.
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