Brandon Josiah LaFell is an American former professional football player who was a wide receiver in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the LSU Tigers. He was selected by the Carolina Panthers in the third round of the 2010 NFL draft, and has also played for the New England Patriots, where he was a member of the Super Bowl XLIX winning team, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the Oakland Raiders.
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